Every developer has faced that moment - when you're forced to write code that goes against everything you believe in. This t-shirt showcases the ultimate programmer's disclaimer: "I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will." It's the perfect blend of developer humor and workplace reality that resonates with anyone who's ever compromised their coding standards under pressure.
Featuring the legendary disclaimer comment in authentic JetBrains Mono font, this shirt brings IDE-style authenticity to your wardrobe. The text is rendered in true syntax highlighting colors - #98C379 for dark backgrounds and #0A1931 for light backgrounds - making it look like it came straight from your code editor's confession session.
Time to create a daily favorite with the Bella Canvas 3001U short-sleeve jersey tee. Made with 100% airlume, pre-shrunk, combed and ring-spun cotton for total comfort. All tees come with a retail fit that is comfy in any setting and are made in the USA with imported fabric.
Athletic Heather is 90% airlume, combed, ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester; other Heather colors are 52% airlume, combed, ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Made in the USA with imported fabric
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The design embraces clean, minimalist styling that lets the message speak for itself. Available in both light and dark variants, just like your IDE theme, this shirt maintains its professional appearance while conveying that universal developer experience of reluctant compliance. The comment serves as both a humorous statement and a silent protest against rushed deadlines and questionable technical decisions.
Crafted from premium cotton blend material, this shirt is comfortable enough to wear during those long meetings where you're explaining why you had to implement that "temporary" solution that's now in production. The durable print quality ensures your disclaimer remains legible through countless code reviews and technical debt discussions.
Software Engineers, Code Review Survivors, Technical Debt Warriors, Project Deadline Veterans, Full Stack Developers, Legacy Code Maintainers, Corporate Development Teams, and anyone who's ever written code under protest will appreciate this shirt. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, technical debt meetings, code reviews, agile ceremonies, developer conferences, team building events, and those moments when you're documenting why certain architectural decisions were made.
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